A Florida inmate, Neil Lansing, a 34 year old man, is facing new criminal charges after a strip search in prison turned up an unbelievable list of items hidden inside a condom sticking out of his anus.

After being sentenced in Drug Court on a possession charge, it seems as though Lansing was anticipating in serving his time in jail while gathering a few items that he couldn’t live without, according to Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office report.

During a “routine search of inmates” that night, officers spotted part of a condom sticking out of the defendant’s rectum. After the item was diagnosed, deputies discovered it contained:
17 round blue pills marked “54/199”, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle, 1 lip balm container, 1 condom, 1 CVS receipt, and 1 paper coupon.

It baffles me how he was able to manage with all 30 items up his rear. I can almost guarantee that with him being in jail, he will not have any issues making a lot of friends if you know what i mean. Intentionally dropping the soap will be a daily routine in trying to get some of the items that were confiscated from him.

Lansing was charged with illegally possessing drugs (the blue pills were Oxycodone) and tobacco inside a county jail house.