Mr. “No chance in ever winning any election EVER” has decided not to seek Republican nomination for presidency. After numerous accusations against President Obama, using an interview as a platform to describe his best orgasm, forcing the president to come forward with his birth certificate and even cursing during political events he announced Monday that he would prefer to stay in the “private sector” of business.

Maybe it was because recent polls shows over 71% didn’t think he had any chance in winning or because NBC entertainment Chief Bob Greenblatt stated Celebrity Apprentice would continue with or without Donald Trump. Whatever the reason, aren’t we all happy Donald Trump is finally shutting up?

By J.L. Murray.